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"Depends what I’m trying to get out of it. For fun? I think it’d be funny to serenade Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Cause he wouldn’t understand me, Western music, nor would he understand English. He’d be trying to help people out, and I’d be like, “Yo, you’re cool. You don’t understand this, but 2,000 years from now people are going to write all kinds of cheesy songs about you.” And he’d be like, “What? I’m trying to help this sick guy, what’s wrong with you?” That’s funny."
— Darren Criss answering the question: If you had the opportunity to serenade ANYONE in the world, who would it be? (x)
#laughing myself into the sun reblogging this off of jaymee's appropriate use of #jesus problems #as a tag #ressurected jesus would have 99 problems and darren criss inexplicably serenading him would be one #lolol #darren no stop it you're killing me nooooooooow



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#puts head down #puts body down #lies there #prone #darren no stop it you're killing me nooooooooow



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#laughing myself all the way into the sun #hahahahAAAAA *weeps* #darren no stop it you're killing me nooooooooow #flawless animal sidekicks



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struckbycourage:

Stop dressing the way you do pls I’m just one woman

#G O D #why would anyone willingly continue to circulate this #quiz time #when i saw this on my dash again after having mostly forgotten this sex riot out of self-defense i... #a) flung my hands up to cover my screen with a speed and vehemence usually reserved for actual obscenity #b) emitted a choking moan like i'd just discovered i'd been poisoned #c) averted my eyes with a violence that optometrists would tsk worriedly over #d) all of the above #YES THAT'S CORRECT THE ANSWER IS D #jeSUS #darren no stop it you're killing me nooooooooow



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#get out #and stay out #G O D #darren no stop it you're killing me nooooooooow



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sararye:

ladies and gentlemen I present darren criss (x)

#get the fuck out #darren no stop it you're killing me nooooooooow



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Song: Jason & Alexis in the Morning
Artist: Darren Criss
Album:
Played: 4193 times

Darren Criss - “Jason & Alexis in the Morning” Interview

#omg #just shut up darren #shut uppppp #darren no stop it you're killing me nooooooooow



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#u g h #your face making me stress out and yet also be disproportionately excited about receiving redundant/superfluous email confirmations #fucking christ #i'm so mad and yet i still love you so much #darren no stop it you're killing me nooooooooow



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#DON'T YOU BE HANDSOME AT ME #DON'T YOU DO IT #:[[[ #darren no stop it you're killing me nooooooooow



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#DON'T MAKE CUTE FACES AT ME BUDDY #DON'T YOU DO IT #:[[[ #darren no stop it you're killing me nooooooooow